*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

(via lohanthony)

20.Aug.14 16 minutes ago


fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

20.Aug.14 17 minutes ago


spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via breadbowling)

20.Aug.14 21 minutes ago
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