Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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if u call me ugly but wont pay for my plastic surgeries ur a fake and also not valid! next
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handing over the planet to the next generation like
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have you ever just cried because you’re you
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*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it
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What’s your fantasy?
I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.
reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true
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