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    Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

    hashtagdion:

    Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

    (via unescapable)

    05.Nov.18 2 months ago

    rosecrystal:

    if u call me ugly but wont pay for my plastic surgeries ur a fake and also not valid! next

    (via sadghostcatcher)

    05.Nov.18 2 months ago

    dutchster:

    handing over the planet to the next generation like

    image

    (Source: dutchster, via psychoticlaughter)

    05.Nov.18 2 months ago

    awkwardvagina:

    have you ever just cried because you’re you

    (Source: mynewurl, via bob-belcher)

    05.Nov.18 2 months ago
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    saintlaurentgirl:

    *me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

    (via brainbowunicorn)

    05.Nov.18 2 months ago

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    pleasestopandrew:

    tarynel:

    What’s your fantasy?

    I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

    reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

    (via brainbowunicorn)

    05.Nov.18 2 months ago
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